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Premium Fart

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The premium in question is build quality. On a spectrogram this clip shows a flutter so regular it could pass an engineering inspection: eight tenths of a second of tight, evenly spaced sputter, then a clean stop with no trailing wheeze. It sounds expensive the way a well-tuned two-stroke engine sounds expensive. Use it when the joke calls for competence rather than chaos, or lay it under an unboxing video at the exact moment the packaging opens. Of all the farts on this page, this is the one you could imagine shipping with a warranty card.

OriginA stock fart recording circulated under the 'premium fart' name.

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  • #fart
  • #premium
  • #funny
  • #prank

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<iframe src="https://bleepboard.com/embed/premium-fart/"
  title="Premium Fart sound button" loading="lazy" frameborder="0"
  width="420" height="88"
  style="border:0;width:100%;max-width:420px;height:88px"></iframe>
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